Tag: NSYNC

Randomness of the Noggin!

So tonight’s post is a collection of random stuff that has occurred in the past two days. I shall write them in order of when each thought popped into my noggin. Since of course I love making lists and will find any reason to make one I shall give thee one now. I call this list Randomness of the Noggin (before I start the list I want to let everyone know that I have THE worst handwriting ever I don’t understand half the shit I wrote… Why did I write this down 1st, you ask?… IDK)

Here is my list:
1. Yesterday on the way home from work I got stuck behind the train. The first thing that popped into my head was a scene of me running on top of a moving train; like in all action movies ever, and of course that part when Joey Fatone and Chris Kirpatrick ran away from that crazy chick in the Bye Bye Bye video… Classic.

2. Have you ever wanted aliens to take over the world, or even for there to be a zombie apocalypse so you wouldn’t have to pay your bills anymore. Sigh, that would be the life. I think I would be a magnificent alien slave or badass zombie, just saying.

3. When I was younger I had cut my lip open and I had to get stitches…Because you know I was an angel as a child. Yesterday my mom asked me if you could still see the scar from where I got stitches and ever since I’ve been having phantom stitches pain, thanks mom!

4. Outback has the most Delish bread ever!!! I love it!

5. Newest musical obsession is Alessia Cara! I’ve heard her song “Here” on the radio a couple of times but I was never able to get her name or the name of the song… Until yesterday when I heard her on Elvis Duran and the Morning show. I already loved her song, but after hearing her sing “Here” live and acoustic on the radio I completely fell in love! As soon as I got to work I bought her EP, which is called Four Pink Walls-EP! Everyone must get it! She’s amazing!!!!

6. Finally, this new Instagram DM confused the shit out of me. Frover sent a DM to me and the rest of the Slutties and when I opened it I thought I was in a group chat… Confusions.

Alright, alright it’s about that time. I say good day!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (by the way my hand cramped up at least 6 times while I was writing this. Just so you know I was physically hurt why writing tonight’s post.)

Rest in Peace to the greatest catcher in pinstripes Yogi Berra. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” -Yogi Berra

Throwback Third Week of June!!

This week has been a throw back week for me! It all started on Sunday with my brother (Snot Rocket) and my cousins ( I wanted to name one alcoholic, but that’s not right… Being a drinker is just in the Moon blood…not one person can be singled out). So I shall name them… Queen Bee, Trap Queen and Harry Queen of the Potters… These three might or might not be siblings, I’m not telling. Any way on Sunday my cousins came by and we spent the majority of the day jamming to 90s R&B. When I say jamming I literally (must be said with British accent) mean we had the best performances ever!!! EVER!!! We freaking brought the house down! I’m pretty sure my neighbors hated us… We were singing at the top of our lungs and NAILING IT!! You see us Moons love music… We especially love R&B and when you put 5 Moons in one place listening to Usher tell Chili that she got it she got it back… Shit gon get real! And my friends it did. Me and Trap Queen battled it out as Monica and Brandy singing to that Boy is Mine. Oh and did I mention that there was alcohol involved… If you know my family you can just disregard that last sentence cuz…. HELLUR of course there was alcohol! We’re Moons for a reason!

So yea we got real turnt up ( I feel like I’m not gangsta enough to say Turnt)!
As I told you guys in Monday I went to the NKOTB concert… YOU KNOW, that was super throw back because I didn’t even know they’re songs!

But yesterday and today I’ve been listening to everything I listened to back when I was in grammar school, meaning NSYNC… And Disney Musicals!!! You know what’s crazy, is that I haven’t listened to these songs in the LONGEST time… Well mostly NSYNC, because I can’t lie I listen to Childhood Classics on iHeart at least once a week and that all consist of The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, Aladdin, Pochahontas basically all the beast Disney movies.

As I was saying I haven’t listen to NSYNC in a long time, and it’s crazy as soon as the songs come on I instantly remember all the lyrics. If you were to ask me to sing you Tearin Up My Heart a-cappella I would probably only be able to sing the chorus. But you put that song on and I’ll sing the hell out of that song and it would make you think I wrote that shit. What I want to know is why this amazing memory for lyrics (from songs that I listened to from when I was 7 till like I was 12) can easily pop into my head… But ask me a question about something I just learned can’t be found anywhere in my brain. I think my brain was meant to just remember lyrics and movie quotes… Maybe I should sing everything I want my self to remember, and it might work. It’s been AMAZEBALLZ… As the best boy bad EVER would say… BYE BYE BYE!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( NSYNC is better than the Backstreet Boys)

Ps. I almost killed my waiter for putting two lemons in my water and only putting one in Sluttie McSluttersons water… I HATE LEMON IN MY WATER!!! It’s a freaking conspiracy, they were plotting against me I know it!

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Nelly…TLC…NKOTB!!

HAAAALLELUJAH…HAAAAALLELUJAH!!! A couple of minutes ago I had one of the best feelings in the world!!! I took off my bra!!! Yaaaaassss!!! Sherlock and Holmes ( I’ve decided this is what my boobies shall be named) didn’t want to wait till we got home. They screamed no way Jose, Let me free now, I’ve been in here way to long! All this happened while I was driving, so being the kind person I am… I let these bad boys free! Freedom!!!!
Now for the reason I’m posting this sooooo late!! I went to see Nelly, TLC, and New Kids On The Block with my slutties Frover, Big Booty Judy, Boobielicious and Ditzy Doodle!!! I’ve never seen so many middle aged woman shaking their asses off! It was freaking BANANAS!!!

Nelly…. OOOO Nelly… This man made my old school wannabe thug come out of me, and I keep that Chonga locked up tight. One of the reason Frover and I get along so well is because we think alike. At the same time we yelled out to Nelly..”Take off your shirt!!” We were ratchet city… It was pretty ridiculous! By the time Nelly got to Hot in Hurr I was ready to do exactly as that song says. Nelly my friend you have become more deeeeelish with age! I still kind of miss your bandaid though.

Next in the line up was… TLC!!!! TLC, TLC!!! Ahhhhh…. I fan girled so hard when TLC came out!!! I did notice something that I never realized before. It was more of the T-boz show than TLC… It kind of looked like Chilli was just a very expensive back up singer/dancer. I still don’t care though!!! I love me some TLC!!! When Waterfalls came out I was doing that bob and point to the right with your thumbs and then to the left like in the video!! I was on POINT!!!! Don’t go chasing waterfalls please stick to the rivers and the lakes that your used to… Damn I love this song!!!

Finally, New Kids On The Block… To be completely honest I’m not a NKOTB fan. I was not even a blip on my parents mind and I was too young to be one of their fans! But I still had a good time watching them perform… They were pretty amazing! There’s one thing I learned at the concert. Every group has a JT. Basically I broke down the members of NKOTB in terms I would know aka NSYNC!! Just like NSYNC, New Kids has a Justin Timberlake equivalent, which means that they have a front man!! And everybody that loved and still loves NSYNC knows that JT was the face of the band, and shut your faces JC fans nobody cares what you think. I’m sorry I take that back I care about you, but not as much as JT fans. Well peeps there you have it… JT IS EVERYWHERE!! I’m off to eat, because dancing around like a crazy person in your seat to NKOTB songs you don’t know, works up an appetite.

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,

Emily ( OMG Mark freaking Walhburg made an appearance…. Made my night!!! I love you Marky Mark)

My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!

So I was like two blocks away from my house, when this sudden craving for Mozzarella Sticks and a Vanilla Milkshake … My milkshake brings all the boys the the yard , and they’re like it’s better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours, I could teach you but I have to charge… Whoa Kelis take a chill pill… La la la la la… warm it up… Kelis don’t nobody wants warm milkshake… Nasty. I’m sorry don’t mind Kelis, as I was saying a craving hit me!! The next thing I know I’m driving to the Whiteys (White Castle) drive thru. Anyone who doesn’t know what White Castle is… It the home of the murder burgers; these burgers will f*** with your stomach later… But totes worth it, because these small little nugget burgers are super DEEEELISH!!! Any way I feel like they have the best Mozzarella Sticks and Milk shakes from all the fast food places around.

On my drive back home I got stuck in traffic because of this freaking craving (there was no point for me to tell you this I just thought you should know).
These Mozzarella sticks hace the FRENCH FRY EFFECT! You know what I’m talking about; when you go to a drive thru (like, let’s say McDonald’s) and you get your meal and in the drive home you find your hand in the McDonald’s bag digging out your fries. Everybody knows the fries never make it to the house. Those bad boys are either half way or completely GONE…yoooour Gone Fries your gone… All your fries are gone, they’re all gone (that was my rendition of N’SYNCs Gone… Your welcome) any way by the time you get hom your fries are KAPUT!. That is how these Mozzarella sticks are! I don’t know why I keep making the M in Mozzarella capitalized, I think my brain just thinks it’s important enough. Anyway by the time I got home my Mozzarella sticks were gone and my Milkshake still had no give! The thing with White Castle milkshakes you have to leave that shit out in the sun for like 10 mins before you can even taste the thing without cutting the roof of your mouth with the straw. It’s been about an hour since I got my milkshake and I just put in my fourth straw because the others flew out the window all by them selves. Warning these shakes will piss you off, but once you get to the yumminess you forget all the pain you just went through. I hear it’s a lot like giving birth… Hehehehe! Clearly if these craving hadn’t occurred I wouldn’t have had anything else to write about because you know my super eventful/ exciting life would’ve gotten in the way. HA! I make myself life… See ya wouldn’t wanna be ya! Actually ( must be said in British accent) I do wanna be ya… Your lives are most likely more entertaining than mine!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( here I am lovingly gazing at my milkshake… and don’t judge my nose!!)IMG_0845