Bingeing on Netflix

As my friend Strawberry Short Titz would say… OH MY LANTA!!! Guys Making A Murderer is freaking BANANAS!!! This series had me laughing one second to angry and yelling at my TV to feeling sad to being scandalized. This freaking documentary makes you feel every emotion on the emotional spectrum. All of my Saturday and most of my Sunday was spent watching this series. I felt like I was apart of the Avery family and then at one point I was like I wanna be a lawyer so I could be a part of the Dream Team… Me and Saca Moco named Averys defense lawyers Strang and Buting The Dream Team. I’m telling you if you haven’t watched this series yet you should, it just sucks you in. It’s on Netflix!! Doooooo it, just Doooo it (as Shai LaBeouf would say).

I haven’t been this invested in a show since Sons of Anarchy!!! I first got into Sons of Anarchy when I realized how deeeelish Charlie Hunnam is, but I continued watching it…well obviously because of Charlie’s ass…but also because that show was so captivating. At the time I started watching SOA (it was a Friday) the show was about to start its 6th season on the Tuesday coming up, and Netflix at the time had up to season 4. When I started watching it I had no intentions of catching up to the current season. Well SOA had other plans. Not only did I watch the 4 seasons on Netflix I ended up calling out of work that Monday and bought the 5th season on ITunes so I could finish before season 6 started. Yes you read me right I called out of work and bought a whole freaking season, and watched 5 full seasons of a show that has about 13 episodes per season with a running time of and hour or more in the span of 3 and a half days!!! That is how Cray this show was. OOOO how I miss you SOA!

Clearly my weekend was action packed hence why I didn’t post this last night… Well that’s all folks!!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (Good Morning!!)

Ps. I hit 100 posts last week… I know I’m super awesomeballz!

Vino Viernes!!

When I got home today I was welcomed with the best thing ever!!! My cousins and brother telling me how much they missed me and loved me! Mmmh (sigh) to be loved so much… It’s the best thing ever!!! As we all know… Today is Friday!!! Vino Viernes!!!! For today’s wine I tried something new… Of course it’s still by Barefoot because honestly I don’t drink anything else… I had some Pinto Noir. Before I altered my glass of wine I took a sip like the classy people. The following is how to drink wine like a classy person:

1. One needs a wine glass… It’s a lie when they say size doesn’t matter, because it does… So get the biggest glass you have.

2. Pour about a sip into said wine glass.

3. Hold said wine glass by the stem ( which is the skinny stick part… I should’ve really done a wine etiquette Friday… To late for that now we must learn on the fly)

4. Slightly spin wine glass, and when I say spin I mean enough that the wine looks like a small whirl pool.

5. Stopping spinning after about two seconds.

6. This is a big one you must sniff the win… I have no clue why I’ve just seen and read that this is what should be done.

7. Take a sip but make sure there’s some air with it, as if you were slurping ( I’ve seen my uncle do this, apparently it’s suppose to bring out the real taste… Idk, whatever)

8. Finally, after you’ve tasted it and even if you like it or not pour yourself a larger glass (if you like the taste drink up… If not add some sprite to that bitch and drink up!!)

So what I’m trying to say is that Pinto Noir is a dry wine, and I’m not a fan of that kind but if Barefoot makes it I’m gonna drink. Obviously I added a generous amount of sprite.

I just have to tell you my reason for getting Pinto Noir… I knew from the beginning it was dry, but a when I saw the bottle in the liquor store I fell in love with it. First of all the bottle has a purple label… I love purple!!! Secondly I saw an episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt a while ago when I binged watched the whole first season in one day. If you haven’t seen it yet go on Netflix right now and watch it and if you don’t have Netflix I’m sorry but we cannot be associated with each other… I joke I joke… But seriously get Netflix because this show is amazeballz!! Anyway in and episode Kimmys roommate Titus makes a music video of a song he wrote called Pinot Noir! It is freaking highlarious!!! Please if you get anything from this post it is to look up Titus’s song Pinto Noir… I’m begging you!! OOOO and you should watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.. Just saying!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( Pinto Noir, Caviar, Myanmar, Mid-sized car, You don’t have to be popu-lar Find out who your true friends are?… That’s just a little snippet of the song for you guys)

All I Wanted was some Peanut M&Ms!

I have a bone to pick with freaking vending machines!!! Today I was extra broke right and I really needed something sweet after lunch. I was gonna get M&M the peanut ones…I would’ve totes got the pretzel ones because those are theBomb.Com, but those weren’t in the choices I was presented with.

So I usually have lunch in my car, and it’s not because I don’t have friends (just in case you were wondering… I have a whole bunch of friends!!). Anyway me and Boobielicious have lunch together in my car so we can watch Orange is the New Black without anyone bothering us. While we were watching the show I got this M&M craving, so I start looking around my car for spare change. I only found 75cents (and in the store the candy is like 90cents) in nickels and dimes, and another 50cents in pennies, but because I didn’t want to look like a cheapie I decided I was gonna go to the vending machine and use the thousands of pennies I had in my car.

We get to the vending machine and this mofo doesn’t take pennies!!! I freaking dirtied my hand holding these Fing pennies for them not to be used. Pennies are Fing coins, they are a form of currency!!! You take these Fing pennies and you like it! How dare you treat Honest Abe’s side profile with such distain! RUDENESS!!! The vending machine was freaking lucky that Boobielicious had M&Ms and gave them to me, or else shit would’ve gotten real. That vending machine wouldn’t know what hit it! Watch your back vending machine. Anyway moral of the story Pennies have feelings too!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( I was originally going to give everyone clues on how you know you’ve met the “One”… But this fucking vending machine pissed me off!!)