Stranger Things in My Walls

I was just going through my previous posts and I’m freaking HIGHlarious!!! I literally cracked myself up… gosh I should be a comedian. 

I’ve been looking for a new series to get into, and I’ve talked to my brother about it a couple times and he’s like “Yo watch Stranger Things that shows amazing!” The first time he told me about this was when the show first came out in Netflix. For those who know me know (and for those who don’t you shall find out now) I don’t invest myself into any shows without knowing for a fact that there will be a hot guy for me to fall in love with. Like why waste my time if there isn’t something delicious to look at. So I told my brother yea I’ll check it out… and I never did until last weekend.I was super bored and super broke so I couldn’t go out, so I turned to Netflix to see what they had. That’s when my brothers comments about Stranger Things and honestly I had also seen the cast on Jimmy Fallon and totally fell in love with them… they were so cute!! Oh and after Millie Bobby Brown (aka Eleven) rapped Nicki Minaj’s verse from Monster I just had watch it now! So I was going into this thinking ok just watch an episode or two and then go to sleep because it was waaaaaay past my bedtime ( it was 10pm when I started this show sooooo yea pretty late). After I finished the first episode I couldn’t STOP!!! Next thing I know I hear freaking birds chirping and my brother coming home for his night time shenanigans. I’m sitting in the middle of my bed hugging my pillow and trying not to make any direct eye contact with the freaking walls in my room. 
Basically this freaking show is incredible, and now I’m convinced that my bathroom walls have something in them… don’t believe just look at this freaking picture! There’s a freaking face in there and not just any face but a child’s face!!! Kids are hands down the scariest things ever!!
Well it is time for me to go eat some din din… I say good day!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,

Emily ( I wonder how I would look with my head shaved)

Vino Viernes!

Tonight I’m drinking wine out of a box!!! This is some classy ass shit!!! It has one of those little push buttons that those big jugs of water have but with wine!!!! It is also the first time I have ever drank wine out of a box and I’m so excited! So the wine that I am drinking is from Black Box Wines and it is Cabernet Sauvignon. Thank the Lordt I bought that Sprite cuz holy shit this is dry as hell! Even though this wine might have won 40 gold medals I’d rather have my Sweet Red from Barefoot!

I’m Not a religious person at all, but yesterday I was watching people’s reaction on TV to Pope Francis’ arrival and it was very emotional. Just seeing their faith was really beautiful. What had me crying was when Pope Francis was in the cathedral and stopped to give a little girl a hug and then when he stopped and gave another little girl I’m a wheel chair a hug… What!!!! I couldn’t stop those tears.

On a lighter note, Me and my mom just spent about and hour or so in target. Which is pretty good for us because I think I can spend days in there and never be bored, but when ever I do come out I’ll have to owe Target my first born. I went to target to buy some things that I would need for my trip to California!!!! Yaaaaasssss!!! Which is 2 weeks away… I’m so freaking souped… Sooped… How do you spell that again, I haven’t used this word in forever. Any way what I’m trying to say is that I’m extremely excited! As I was saying I went to Target with a goal in mind… Buy a carry-on bag and a bottle of Sprite just in case I wasn’t a fan of the boxed wine. There are still a whole bunch of other shit I need to buy, but I forgot to write a list at least I remembered the luggage.

So we find the carry-on bag and are roaming through the isles until we stubbled upon the Halloween decorations. We found this skull that records whatever you say, so we basically spent the majority of our time recording lines from the movie “This is the End”. It was freaking highlarious I even recorded it and sent it to my brother. My mother and I are not allowed to go to Target anymore, we got lucky this time that we didn’t buy to much shit because we forgot a cart and were to lazy to turn around and go get one.

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( Target- proper pronunciation “Tarshay”. Don’t forget it!)

Ps. Big Booty Judy you will get your day I promise!