On this weeks episode I talk about my thanksgiving and that my family and I have decided to start our own home renovation show! In honor of the snow “Baby, it’s cold outside” gets its time on “I’m Sorry, Que”
This podcast is available basically everywhere! Follow me on Instagram: @lifeasamoon and @em_ily421
Follow the links below to get to the podcast!!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-as-a-moon/id1485767206?uo=4
On this weeks episode I talk about my thanksgiving and that my family and I have decided to start our own home renovation show! In honor of the snow “Baby, it’s cold outside” gets its time on “I’m Sorry, Que”
This podcast is available basically everywhere! Follow me on Instagram: @lifeasamoon and @em_ily421
Follow the links below to get to the podcast!!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-as-a-moon/id1485767206?uo=4
New episode up right now!!
On this weeks episode I talk about my paranoia and what triggered it. The Dreams “Shawty is a ten” get its 15 mins on “I’m Sorry, Que?”
If you wanted to listen or something I wouldn’t mind. The podcast is available on Anchor, Spotify, Apple Podcast and many mores just follow any of the links below. Also follow me on Instagram @lifeasamoon and @em_ily421
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-as-a-moon/id1485767206?uo=4
New episode up right now!!!
This week I talk about how I’m the greatest gift my mother ever received, moving out of my parents house and I completely butcher the song Ella y Yo by Aventura and Don Omar in the Im sorry, Que segment.
Linked below are all the platforms you can find the podcast. I hope you come by and experience life through me. 😂
Anchor:
Apple Podcast:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-as-a-moon/id1485767206?uo=4
Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/5yuaE0CsX5MuqHEaDYIjK4
Google Podcast:
https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9mYjhmYmI0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz
Breaker:
https://www.breaker.audio/life-as-a-moon
Pocket Cast:
Overcast:
New episode up!! Follow the links below!
On this weeks episode I talk about my dick appointment, the new friends I made at Apple and my mom trying to marry me off. “Part of your world” from The Little Mermaid gets it’s time to shine on my segment “I’m Sorry, Que?”.
Anchor:
Apple Podcast:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/life-as-a-moon/id1485767206?uo=4
Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/5yuaE0CsX5MuqHEaDYIjK4
Google Podcast:
https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9mYjhmYmI0L3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz
Breaker:
https://www.breaker.audio/life-as-a-moon
Pocket Cast:
Overcast:
Episode 3 is up and waiting for you. I think I may be getting the hang of this podcasting ting. Link below!!
Episode 2 of the Life As A Moon Podcast is up right now. Just follow the link if you want to listen.
I talk about my adventurous weekend hanging out in NYC, and I give my personal breakdown on Ushers “U Remind Me”. Link below! Yay!!
Guys the podcast is officially live!!! I’m so nervous but also super excited! So you’ll be able to hear the Life As A Moon podcast on SoundCloud, just to make it easier for those of you that might want to listen (which would be totes awesome if you do) I’m putting the link below!!! Aaaaahhhh!
As the amazing Sam Cooke would say…”It’s been a looooong, a long time coming but I knooooow a change gon come… oh yes it is.” With that said, I’ve decided to change this blog into a podcast. I know right, I’m super cool. The podcast will keep the same name as the blog and the same format… even though we all know that there is no structure what so ever on this thing. But on the podcast you’ll get to hear my voice. And just like I like to sing on here for you, I will being singing on the podcast as well. Will it be the best singing you’ve ever heard… possibly, I don’t know what kind of singers you listen to. Or will it be the worst singing ever recorded in the world… probably. But you know what I say…Fuck it! I’m gonna did it anyway.
Hello!! I have returned!! Oh how I’ve missed thee! I was trying to be all Game of Thrones and wait a while before coming back, and I may or may not have wanted to leave some suspense and mystery about my whereabouts. Anywho,It has been a crazy year and I swears I’ll write about it at some point. I can’t just throw it all out there, then what would I have to write about. I decided to come back with a bang, and bring back my favorite… lists! So if you would kindly continue reading on for my criteria on what a potential significant other needs to become a significant other. It’s a working title I’m sure I’ll figure out a good name by the end of this.
1. Must not talk during a movie. I thought that was a relatively simple rule to follow. Even the movie theater tells you in a very nice way to shut the fuck up right before the movie starts. One would think everyone would shut the fuck up….buuuuuuuut that’s not always the case.
2. Must not talk during movie after a person specifically told you that she was really excited to see the movie.
3. Must not attempt to kiss person during the movie she said she really wanted to fucking see.
Ok guys I’m not sure if you see a pattern, but the she I was referring to is me. Here’s the story behind my new potential significant other criteria… honestly it’s more like a guide on how to behave during a Movie date. Ooooo guess what I’m calling this…MOVIE DATE 101.
As I was saying, about a week or so ago I went on a date. Well first you should know that this was a let me give this guy a second chance second date. It wasn’t a OMG I can’t wait to see this guy again second date… you get my drift. So basically this guy already had 1 strike against him and if you didn’t know I’m a former huge baseball fan (ever since Derek Jeter retired I can’t call myself a huge baseball fan anymore, but this is completely unrelated). As I was saying homeboy already had 1 strike against him and in my game there’s no balls ; ok that sounds wrong but if you know baseball you know that there are balls and strikes but I’m not getting into the rules of baseball. Anyway there are only strikes in my game is what I’m trying to say. Holy shit that took way to long for me to get to that point.
So this guy already had 1 strike against him, but I followed my slutties ( if you don’t remember, because I know it’s been a while, Slutties is a term of endearment I call my friends) advice and decided to give this guy a second chance. Our first date wasn’t horrible or anything, I just didn’t feel anything towards this guy. Our second and last date was to go see the movie Yesterday, which I was soooo excited to see because I’m a fan of the Beatles.
Throughout the entire movie this guy, let’s call him Motormouth, wouldn’t shut the fuck up… the. ENTIRE. TIME! For someone like me who thoroughly ( idk why this word just looks like I spelled it wrong but I spelled check and it didn’t correct me so onward we go) enjoy watching movies. I especially wanted to see this movie and I had expressed that fact when we made the plans to go and then again when we got into the theater. So it wasn’t like I only told him once and he forgot! That shit was fresh in his mind! (By the way this was strike numero dos… number 2 for those who may not know Spanish)
His blabbering wasn’t the only problem. In the middle of the movie he attempted to kiss me! KISS! ME!!! Like mofo did you even listen to me when I said I wanted to fucking see this movie! So I literally snuffed his face and told him in a very angry hushed voice (because I have common decency and didn’t want to ruin the movie for other people) NOT! DURING! THE! MOVIE! (I would greatly appreciate it, if you would read this in an angry hushed voice it really brings it home). (For those I’m the back still keeping count that was strike numero trois…(that’s number three for those that don’t know French… don’t worry I had to google translate that) YOU’RE OUT!!!
So in conclusion, don’t fuck with me during a movie I will Heisman the fuck out of you!
Well folks that’s all for today. Oh how I’ve missed our little chats!
Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (future Heisman Trophy winner)
Life As A Moon 