We’re The 3 Best Friends That Anyone Could Have!

How do I become Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence’s best friend! We can make a best friend triangle of the funniest most awesome most beautiful looking uh oh Oreo but instead of it being stuffed with you know chocolate it’s stuffed with either maybe peanut butter or caramel. Any way what I’m trying to say is that we would be the best damn trio sampler ever!!! Where did this spiel come from… Well last night I was up super duper late (like 10:30ish… I’m an old lady don’t judge me) watching Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence interviews and fell even more in love with them. They are HIGHlarious!

I’m having a super brain fart right now. I think just the thought of becoming Jeamily (Jennifer, Amy, Emily tripod) has short circuited my brain. All I can think of is the crazy hilarious adventures we would have and how everybody would envy the relationship we have as a unit. Im telling you it’s gonna be freaking epic.

OMYEEZUS!!! If you ever get the chance to see Aladdin on Broadway you absolutely must see it! It’s fanfuckingtastic!! The actors and actress are incredible. Aladdin and Genies voices are phenomenal. The scenes… Especially the magic carpet holy shiitake mushrooms it was fantabulous. I’m just trying to show you how many different ways I can say awesome… I know pretty impressive… Am I right. In all honesty it was the best show I’ve seen, and I’ve seen at least 3 so you know I know what I’m talking about… Hehehe.

Well peeps… Bye!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( you know you like how I came up with that freaking name… Jeamily)

Vino Viernes/Adele Day!!

It’s Adele’s album release day, and I might be way to inebriated to make anytype of sense tonight because I will be drinking my feelings. So I’ve decided to write to you this lovely morning and let you know what my Friday night/ Saturday morning will be looking like. Well before I get to the drinking part of my night I will be going to go see ALADDIN ON BROADWAY!!!! I’m so freaking excited I’ve been wanting to see this musical since it opened on Broadway! Aaaaaahhhhhh I can’t contain all this excitement! Not only am I going to see freaking Aladdin on Broadway Adeles album 25 comes out today to… I don’t know what to do with myself!!!! If I wasn’t sitting in my car typing this I would be doing a Chinese fire drill… For those who don’t know what this is, its when the car you are in stops at a red light and everyone gets out and runs around the car and then gets back in to their seats; it’s super fun people in the other cars just look at you like your on crack. So yeah that’s just a snippet of my excitement level.

As for Saturday I’ll be nursing a hangover while watching the Hunger Games Mocking Jay Part 2!!! It’s such an eventful weekend!!

Well I gotta go to work now bye.

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( ADELE!!!!)