Blogging 101 (Emily’s Way)

First things first I find my self f🌙cking hilarious! I’ve been playing around with this SnapChat filter, and I keep cracking myself up.

Now on to the topic at hand. A couple of people have asked me how I come up with stuff to write about and I guess my process… idk people just being nosey as hell (jk jk not really but sorta). Well I shall let you all in on a little secret. I usually have absolutely no clue what I’ll be posting on Sundays. I literally type up most of the posts while I’m in/on the loo (for those that don’t understand British… that means bathroom/toilet). I know you must be wondering is she in the bathroom while she’s typing this? Yes, yes I am. I do my best thinking in the bathroom and I figured it’s better spent typing my blog than playing some game that will eventually piss me off.

For those rare occasions (like tonight) that I actually have an idea of what I want to write, I have a list of points (for reference please see following two photos: 1st photo is my typed version for those times I’m either at a red light or stuck in traffic or maybe when it’s not Sunday yet and I’m sitting on the toilet and a magical thought comes to mind and I know with the memory I have I’ll forget in the next .05 seconds if I don’t type it somewhere. 2nd photo is for those times where I’m driving or walking because I can’t multitask like normal people. My brain can’t compute typing and walking without tripping or bumping or getting hit by car at the same time, and also for those times when my lazy really kicks into high gear and I don’t want to type.)
So my advice to those that are thinking of starting a blog (or really just want to know how I come up with my genius) just do it!!! Write about whatever you want! But most importantly do it in the bathroom because no one will bother you while your writing.

Love Ya From The Moon and Back,
Emily ( also if you’re super anal and need to follow a set of rules… well you’ve come to the wrong place.)

Bingeing on Netflix

As my friend Strawberry Short Titz would say… OH MY LANTA!!! Guys Making A Murderer is freaking BANANAS!!! This series had me laughing one second to angry and yelling at my TV to feeling sad to being scandalized. This freaking documentary makes you feel every emotion on the emotional spectrum. All of my Saturday and most of my Sunday was spent watching this series. I felt like I was apart of the Avery family and then at one point I was like I wanna be a lawyer so I could be a part of the Dream Team… Me and Saca Moco named Averys defense lawyers Strang and Buting The Dream Team. I’m telling you if you haven’t watched this series yet you should, it just sucks you in. It’s on Netflix!! Doooooo it, just Doooo it (as Shai LaBeouf would say).

I haven’t been this invested in a show since Sons of Anarchy!!! I first got into Sons of Anarchy when I realized how deeeelish Charlie Hunnam is, but I continued watching it…well obviously because of Charlie’s ass…but also because that show was so captivating. At the time I started watching SOA (it was a Friday) the show was about to start its 6th season on the Tuesday coming up, and Netflix at the time had up to season 4. When I started watching it I had no intentions of catching up to the current season. Well SOA had other plans. Not only did I watch the 4 seasons on Netflix I ended up calling out of work that Monday and bought the 5th season on ITunes so I could finish before season 6 started. Yes you read me right I called out of work and bought a whole freaking season, and watched 5 full seasons of a show that has about 13 episodes per season with a running time of and hour or more in the span of 3 and a half days!!! That is how Cray this show was. OOOO how I miss you SOA!

Clearly my weekend was action packed hence why I didn’t post this last night… Well that’s all folks!!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (Good Morning!!)

Ps. I hit 100 posts last week… I know I’m super awesomeballz!