Month: February 2017

It’s Oscar Night!

In preparation for the Academy Awards Indigo, Royal Blue, another friend ( I haven’t decided what to name him yet) and myself were suppose to watch the movies that were nominated for Best Picture. We did have well over a month to watch all nine movies, buuuuuuut I’m not a procrastinator for nothing. Of course I waited until this last week to get those movies in. Mind you I had only watched two of those nine movies prior to this last week. So basically I had to get my movie watching on. Just to cut out all of that suspense you must be in. I’ll just tell you now, no I did not watch them all and it wasn’t for lack of trying. 

Let me tell you what happened. I only had two movies left to watch before tonight. I attempted one of the two yesterday morning and fell sleep about 20mins in. All I remember seeing was a garbage truck and then credits. I’m not saying this movie was bad by any means. It might’ve just been the fact that I watched  it at around 7 in the morning and was just probably tired. I decided since I fell sleep during that movie I wasn’t going to watch it again… I’ve lost my chance. For that other movie I didn’t see… it just didn’t attract my attention. If a movie I actually wanted to see had me asleep within 20mins, why would I put myself through a movie that I could care less about. Anywho here are my predictions:

And the Oscar goes to ( or is it and the Academy Award goes to… I’m not really sure which one they use I think it’s the Oscar one… I wonder why they call it an Oscar, maybe I should look it up)…

Best Picture: Lion

Best Actor: Andrew Garfield (Hacksaw Ridge)

Best Actress: Emma Stone (La La Land)

Best Animated Film: Moana (absolutely love this movie!)

Best Supporting Actor: Dev Patel (Lion) (also wouldn’t mind if he were my future baby daddy… hey Dev call me 🤙🏽😘)

Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer (Hidden Figures)

 There you have it!! I’m actually very excited about the Oscars this year because I have invested a lot of time watching these movies, but most importantly I’ve invested a lot of tears as well. It’s been a freaking emotional roller coaster! Also I might’ve slightly fallen in love with Dev Patel ( Hey Dev … Sup 😘).

Till next time.

Love ya From the Moon and Back,
Mrs. Emily Patel… I mean Emily ( this might actually be the first time I’m watching the Oscars all the way through)

Dear Evan Hansen

I know you’re wondering “where were you last week… we know you have no life.” Well I actually had plans last Sunday and they were freaking magical! I went to see Dear Evan Hansen with Sluttie McSlutterson and Frover, and when I tell you this show is f🌙cking magical it is MAGICAL!!! 

Leading up to the show me and these slutties knew it was going to be an emotional roller coaster just from the songs we heard before hand, but after watching it last Sunday I’m still trying to recover from the onslaught of emotions that I felt. After leaving the Music Box that night I felt physically and emotionally drained but I’m the best possible way. Dear Evan Hansen is hands down my favorite Broadway musical. This show is so raw and funny and the actors and actresses are all amazing and they really make you feel for these characters. I honestly feel that the best part of this musical is there are no distractions it’s just a stage, a few props, the orchestra, and the phenomenal cast.

I don’t want to say to much about the show because I truly recommend that if you have a chance please go experience Dear Evan Hansen it is the most amazingly beautiful show. You won’t regret it!
Love Ya from the Moon and Back,

Emily (still trying to wrap my mind around everything I saw)

What’s In My Closet?!

Guys every muscle in my body hurts… wait! Hold your applause; I know you probably think that I was working out or some nonsense like that, but I was not. “Why are you so sore then Emily?” Well I’m glad you asked. Yesterday I started a journey that I thought would take me about 3 hours or so, but I was sadly and painfully mistaken. This magically journey I speak of is cleaning my room. I really over estimated my cleaning abilities and extremely under estimated how f🌙cking messy my room actually was. 

You see I had an epiphany a couple of days ago that I should clean my closet and see what’s actually inside there because I haven’t seen the inside of my closet in over 2 years. In the previous times I’ve cleaned my room my closet was the go to, I would just shove everything in there and never speak of it to anyone. While I was thinking about cleaning out my closet I also had the bright idea to rearrange my room because I’m extremely bored at how it looks. So I started this quest yesterday (Saturday February 4th) at around 10am and we are here on Super Bowl Sunday (February 5th) and my f🌙cking room is still a work in progress. When I slid open those closet doors it felt like every life form flew out at me…it was like that stampede scene from Jumanji… I almost got suffocated by my own crap! 

While rummaging through ,what felt like Mary Poppins purse, I found so many cloths I forgot I had it was like a mixture of the best Christmas ever/ my own personal hell because as you may or may not know I am super lazy.

Well any who while my room is still under construction I shan’t take a picture, but once I am finished (or once it’s less messy) I shall show you my room! 

Well I’m off to watch the Super Bowl!
Love Ya From the Moon and Back,
Emily (I’m only watching the game because I’m in this pool at work and I want to see if I win some mula!)