Month: January 2016

Mother Nature!! You’re Selfish!

Freaking Mother Nature was you trying to put on a show…well bravo, well done. Although it wasn’t needed we get it… It’s winter, but honestly there was no need to show off. It’s not our fault you showed up late. That’s on you home girl, don’t punish the rest of us. Because of you I spent all day…okay I’m exaggerating it was like 4 hrs of my morning but still me and my dad were shoveling our little hearts out trying to get the cars out of mountains of snow so they could be ready for us to go to work in the morning. On top of that I had to change my shoes twice. No I wasn’t trying to be fashionable, my first pair of boots soaked through so I had to change to sneakers!!! Do you understand how hard it is to shovel in sneakers. Your slipping and sliding all over the place. Shit is crazy!!

As I was saying because of all that hard work my body is super sore and my arms are yelling profanities at me. I just thought you should know Mother Nature your little temper tantrum ruined everybody’s weekend…well not me because you know I don’t do anything anyway you just gave me more of a reason to stay home, but I’m sure other people were very upset with you. Next time you want to act all crazy and start dropping crazy amounts of snow upon us make sure it’s at least on a freaking weekday so I get that glorious morning call from my boss letting me know that the office is going to be closed. Don’t be so selfish next time… Gosh!! Well that’s all folks.

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (I gotta go to sleep now cuz I gotta go to work tomorrow… Thanks a lot Mother Nature!)

Bingeing on Netflix

As my friend Strawberry Short Titz would say… OH MY LANTA!!! Guys Making A Murderer is freaking BANANAS!!! This series had me laughing one second to angry and yelling at my TV to feeling sad to being scandalized. This freaking documentary makes you feel every emotion on the emotional spectrum. All of my Saturday and most of my Sunday was spent watching this series. I felt like I was apart of the Avery family and then at one point I was like I wanna be a lawyer so I could be a part of the Dream Team… Me and Saca Moco named Averys defense lawyers Strang and Buting The Dream Team. I’m telling you if you haven’t watched this series yet you should, it just sucks you in. It’s on Netflix!! Doooooo it, just Doooo it (as Shai LaBeouf would say).

I haven’t been this invested in a show since Sons of Anarchy!!! I first got into Sons of Anarchy when I realized how deeeelish Charlie Hunnam is, but I continued watching it…well obviously because of Charlie’s ass…but also because that show was so captivating. At the time I started watching SOA (it was a Friday) the show was about to start its 6th season on the Tuesday coming up, and Netflix at the time had up to season 4. When I started watching it I had no intentions of catching up to the current season. Well SOA had other plans. Not only did I watch the 4 seasons on Netflix I ended up calling out of work that Monday and bought the 5th season on ITunes so I could finish before season 6 started. Yes you read me right I called out of work and bought a whole freaking season, and watched 5 full seasons of a show that has about 13 episodes per season with a running time of and hour or more in the span of 3 and a half days!!! That is how Cray this show was. OOOO how I miss you SOA!

Clearly my weekend was action packed hence why I didn’t post this last night… Well that’s all folks!!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (Good Morning!!)

Ps. I hit 100 posts last week… I know I’m super awesomeballz!

Best Bestie Ever!

Have you ever loved somebody so much it makes you cry? Have you ever needed something so bad you can’t sleep at night? Have you ever tried to find the words, but they don’t come out right? Yeah me either. For those who might be a little Confucius (this is how I like to say confused don’t judge me) the intro to today’s post are lyrics from the song Have you ever? By Brandy. For some reason this song is always in my head. I can’t get rid of it. I’ve known that it’s a permanent song in my head for a while, but this morning while I was showering I forgot to bring my new water proofish speaker. So long story short I decided I’ll just sing songs from my mems (memory), and the one and only song I could freaking remember was Have you ever. Every time I would start a different song It would turn into Have you ever. It was feeling frustrating.

Anywho you should know that I’m the best friend you could ever have. Why you ask. Because I’m currently at JFK Airport picking up Sluttie McSlutterson! Because this slore decided she was gonna go to freaking Dubai without me. I know right… How Rude (Stephanie Tanner voice). This is why I feel like I am the bestest friend anyone can ever have. How many people would cut their super busy and exciting Sunday of doing absolutely nothing short to go pick up a friend. ME. That’s who. Well I must go Sluttie McSlutterson has finally arrived.

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily I totes got a hair cut!! And I finally did my eyebrows)