How do I become Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence’s best friend! We can make a best friend triangle of the funniest most awesome most beautiful looking uh oh Oreo but instead of it being stuffed with you know chocolate it’s stuffed with either maybe peanut butter or caramel. Any way what I’m trying to say is that we would be the best damn trio sampler ever!!! Where did this spiel come from… Well last night I was up super duper late (like 10:30ish… I’m an old lady don’t judge me) watching Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence interviews and fell even more in love with them. They are HIGHlarious!

I’m having a super brain fart right now. I think just the thought of becoming Jeamily (Jennifer, Amy, Emily tripod) has short circuited my brain. All I can think of is the crazy hilarious adventures we would have and how everybody would envy the relationship we have as a unit. Im telling you it’s gonna be freaking epic.

OMYEEZUS!!! If you ever get the chance to see Aladdin on Broadway you absolutely must see it! It’s fanfuckingtastic!! The actors and actress are incredible. Aladdin and Genies voices are phenomenal. The scenes… Especially the magic carpet holy shiitake mushrooms it was fantabulous. I’m just trying to show you how many different ways I can say awesome… I know pretty impressive… Am I right. In all honesty it was the best show I’ve seen, and I’ve seen at least 3 so you know I know what I’m talking about… Hehehe.

Well peeps… Bye!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( you know you like how I came up with that freaking name… Jeamily)