CALIFORNIA LOVE (intro to California love by sir Tupac)…And no I ain’t been to MIA I heard that Cali never rains and New York’s heart awaits…If you’re going to San Francisco, Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair, If you’re going to San Francisco You’re gonna meet some gentle people there…I’d be safe and warm I’d be safe and warm) If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.) California dreaming (California dreaming) On such a winter’s day, Okay I know it’s summer but deal with it! I’m going going back back to Cali Cali, so technically this will be my first time going to California… But I feel like I’ve been there in my dreams; that should count for something.
If you haven’t realized, by my beautiful medley of California inspired songs by different generations and genres of music… I’m going to California!!! YASSSSS!!!! It’s official people Sluttie McSlutterson and I will be going to Cali for a week!!!! I’m so freaking excited!!! We are gonna be the biggest freaking tourist L.A., San Fran, San Diego, and maybe Vegas has ever seen. Yes I know Vegas is not in Cali, but honestly when your that close to Vegas how can we resist. It would be a crime for us not to go to Vegas at least one night while we’re out west.
I think the thing I’m most excited about is being able to say that I was in the Pacific Ocean. I know totes nerdy, but I don’t give a Flying farting pigs ass!!! Even if it’s considered “too cold” to go in the ocean over there, I’m fucking going in… Even if it’s just my big toes IDC. I want to say that I have been in both the Atlantic and motherfing Pacific Oceans!
Anyway as the time for my trip approaches, I will probably mention random things along the way! I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!
Today I’m sad to report that I did not have any “vino”. BUT I did have me some Piña Colada!! I hear from a source that no one knows about that Piña Colada is considered the Vino of all pineapple based drinks. Soooo there you have it… Those are the facts that I was told from a little birdy that works with a lot of Pineappley things. That’s all I have for you tonight.
Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily ( I wonder if Californians have a different slang than New Jersians… They probably do, it’s probably way more chill that’s in Jersey)