Thank the God of Asgard it is mother Fing Friday!!! It’s been a ridiculously long week for no reason. I just don’t understand why we need to work so many days during the week. For me the perfect work week would be Wednesday through yea that’s pretty much it… Just Wednesday. Ain’t nobody got time to work five or even more than five days a week… This is freaking insanity!

Today’s wine was ehh… It was Sutter Homes White Zinfandel. It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t something I would drink again…You know unless if the world ran out of every other wine and my options were either to drink a Cupcake brand wine (which are freaking nasty to the point that my DAD didn’t want anything to do with it) and Sutter Homes White Zinfandel… Obviously I’m gonna choose the whitey. I did mix the wine with some sprite which made it taste 10 times better. I’m telling you Sprite is the real MVP.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me maybe I need to get some you know sexy time or it could honestly be my perverted mind… It’s most likely a mix of both, but today when I look at the clouds in the sky I swear to you I saw penises everywhere. Just so you know it’s not safe to be driving and staring at a freaking cloud shaped penis, it is extremely distracting. I took pictures of the cloud dingalings in question. These were both at different times and I don’t think they are the same one.

The first one I was in my car and I remember I was singing and trying to belt out the most amazing note you’ve ever heard (it was to Ginuwines Pony… That’s pretty Highlarious) and when I looked up I saw penis. If you’ve seen that J.Lo movie the Wedding Planner, it kind of looks like the scultures penis that Matthew McConaughey breaks off.

The second one just kind of looks like a Dildy. I went to this sex toy party once, and the instructor was showing us all these different size dildos in different colors and what dildo is good for what. I learned a lot like I mean A LOT!!! I didn’t know there was such a variety of dildos in the world… It was mind blowing (hehehe… I wanna say no pun intended, but I’m pretty sure it was intended). Anywho this cloud Willie reminded me of the dildo the instructor called Mr. Big (for obvious reasons). As Porky Pig would say “Th-th-th-th-th-THAT’S ALL FOLKS.”

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,
Emily (mom don’t read anything after I talk about wine… It’s not important… If you have, lets just forget about it and never speak of it again)