Hello my home boys and home girls!! Guess what day it is…Guess. What. Day. It. Is (I hope you all know where I got that from and those of you that do know… no silly it’s not hump day…hehehe…I cracks myself up). Any who it’s FRIDAY and you know what that means… Vino Viernes!! And what makes this Friday even more special is that it’s a Three. Day. WEEKEND!! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKED! It is also Fleet Week, which means our service men and women are here in UNIFORM enjoying the wonderful treats NYC has to offer. On that note I want to thank all those in the military for protecting, sacrificing and fighting for our Country. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO!! YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!!

Also I finally get to see one of my slutties… Zebra Cake!!! I haven’t seen her in FOR-EH-VER!! Hey Girl Hey!! Any way onto my Vino for today…ooo I almost forgot I’m also drinking with Zebra Cake and Sluttie McSlutterson!!! This is the first time I don’t feel like an alcoholic…I have friends today…yay!!! Any way we’re drinking Barefoots Riesling…I’m pretty sure I’ve told you all about this one …but just in case I didn’t…this shiznit is AMAZEBALLZ!! So go out and have yourself a bottle!!!

I’m sorry that today’s post is so much shorter than usual…because Sluttie McSlutterson is rushing me because she’s hungry…and you can’t get in her way when food is involved. I’m actually saving all your lives… so you’re welcome. I promise on Monday your gonna just want to shut me up about how much I’m going to write about. Ooo and I’m going to EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) this weekend and I’m super-duper excited! Okay that’s it for today…Peace out!

Love Ya from the Moon and Back,

Emily (I’m telling you don’t mess with Sluttie McSlutterson and her food… I’m just trying to live people)